ohgodwhat is this mess

221cbakerstreet:

kittening:

a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans

a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums

do you see the problem with this

a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY

and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction

readytopanic:

well then

readytopanic:

well then

mytubers:

yiffanyy:

i dont like camping but lets go and do this

please

mytubers:

yiffanyy:

i dont like camping but lets go and do this

please

the-strider-squad:

goodnight

the-strider-squad:

goodnight

Enchanted Zodiac
♈ Aries: Are the zodiac's dragons. Innocent yet fiery, naively adorable yet volatile. They are protective and competitive, but make very loyal and honest companions. Aries also dream of flying and testing physical limitations
♉ Taurus: Are the zodiac's witches. With an innate understanding of ecology and natural medicine Taureans can be natural healers as well as revengeful and determined when someone wrongs them. Their earthiness can connect them with the paranormal
♊ Gemini: Are the zodiac's magical pixies; flittering from person to person, place to place spreading their insight then disappearing leaving amidst of wander if they even existed? A hint of charm and mischief and always on the go
♋ Cancer: Are the zodiac's cherubs. With hearts bigger than themselves and a warm and nurturing aura. Very receptive to subconscious desires and always understanding.
♌ Leo: Are the zodiac's magicians. With an inclination towards precognitive thinking and an innate belief in the underlying magic in everything Leo share their natural love and light around the world
♍ Virgo: Are the zodiac's sorcerers. With an innate understanding of ecology, natural particles and analysis, they can concoct brilliant combinations to help and heal. Virgo are also quite service oriented and have a natural affinity with medicine
♎ Libra: Are the zodiac's fairy elves. The women can dance until men have such a frenzy they drop dead; they are charming, a little mischievous, and come of the kind and compassionate strain
♏ Scorpio: Are the zodiac's vampires. With a usual preoccupation to the night time, and all things death; blood, afterlife, gore as well as dark romance. Dissonance between wanting to be good and being drawn to bad
♐ Sagittarius: Are the zodiac's spirit guides. With an innate understanding of the 'big picture'; a keen humanistic quality, an unmistakable intuition and a casualness and openness. Sagittarians can answer the questions the rest of the zodiac have
♑ Capricorn: Are the zodiac's elder wizard. With a large reserve of wisdom, leadership, reliability, persistance and secret magic of their own. They are also natural old souls who counsel the advice of many
♒ Aquarius: Are the zodiac's mermaids. Solitary, yet friendly; different, yet unimposing. An innate desire to be in and near the ocean and to be amongst freedom and variety
♓ Pisces: Are the zodiac' angels. With a unique and empathetic understanding of all souls and a deep connection with the spirit world, Pisceans are the world's nurses. Always encouraging, tolerable and forgiving

a-pariah:

a-pariah:

why is the female hero so often tomboyish

why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

with my hair curler

nvm

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found her

phanrocksmycrocs:

the-whale-incident:

there’s a hot orgy on my dash

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and u just got an invitation 

i juST SPAT OUT MY LUNGS AND CHOKED TO DEATH


They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.

They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.

yurilyfe:

my girlfriends girlfriend

yurilyfe:

my girlfriends girlfriend

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.